Ask Me About My NODs – Shirt
Description
Because financial responsibility is overrated.
Sure, you could've started a Roth IRA… but instead, you bought quad tubes. And now you wear this shirt — not to brag (okay maybe a little), but to weed out the weak and attract fellow degenerates who understand that “price is just a number.”
This isn't just a shirt — it's a warning. Ask me about my NODs, and you're getting a 45-minute PowerPoint with laser pointer.
Why You’ll Regret Not Owning This Shirt:
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💸 Comfort Colors 1717 – Soft as the lies you told your spouse about how much they cost
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📦 Pre-shrunk & Built to Last – Like your NODs… unlike your credit score
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😌 Relaxed Fit – Perfect for gatekeeping at the range or flexing in the gym parking lot
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🧵 Double-Stitched for Durability – So it won’t fall apart like your budget
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🇺🇸 Ethically Grown U.S. Cotton – Because you can be fiscally reckless and morally superior
Buy it. Wear it. Let the questions begin.
Just don’t forget to bring your monocle or duals to back it up.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Premium Neon/LED Signs: 2-4 weeks from order date to delivery on average.
- TacArtCo MINIs/Coloring Books/Keychains: Typically ship within 1–2 business days
- Everything Else: Typically ship within 5-7 business days
- We’ll always send tracking once your order ships.
Returns:
Because many of our products are made-to-order, we do not accept returns on custom or personalized items.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.
We handle situations case-by-case...we’re a small business and we care.
Ask Me About My NODs – Shirt