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Because financial responsibility is overrated.
Sure, you could've started a Roth IRA… but instead, you bought quad tubes. And now you wear this shirt — not to brag (okay maybe a little), but to weed out the weak and attract fellow degenerates who understand that “price is just a number.”
This isn't just a shirt — it's a warning. Ask me about my NODs, and you're getting a 45-minute PowerPoint with laser pointer.
Why You’ll Regret Not Owning This Shirt:
💸 Comfort Colors 1717 – Soft as the lies you told your spouse about how much they cost
📦 Pre-shrunk & Built to Last – Like your NODs… unlike your credit score
😌 Relaxed Fit – Perfect for gatekeeping at the range or flexing in the gym parking lot
🧵 Double-Stitched for Durability – So it won’t fall apart like your budget
🇺🇸 Ethically Grown U.S. Cotton – Because you can be fiscally reckless and morally superior
Buy it. Wear it. Let the questions begin.
Just don’t forget to bring your monocle or duals to back it up.